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bubblesx2 hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wales, , United Kingdom
Posts: 4,663
The wass romance award - danny & chick
Worst Wass Couple - git and andybee
Wass Drunk - xenia
Wass Stalker - evil - she sees everything remember!
Most Talkative Wasser - chickster - god u cant get a word in when shes at your table!
Most Argumentative Wasser - hmmm many to choose from here but i will go with git :P
Biggest Drama King/ Queen of Topic - powermax/buggerlugs
Most Fun Thread - gits introduction spam thread
Funniest Poster - jupite - love her sense of humour
Funniest avatar - doc in a dress
Member with Biggest Cursing Vocabulary - roneill - cos he called me a wanker once!
Most Consistantly Off-Topic Poster - denice
Biggest Flirt Male - pastieman or zed
Biggest Flirt Female - evil
And finally... Mod that makes the Biggest Mess - cille of course
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mrs fish hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Maryland Heights, Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,329
The Wass Romance Award - Evilluck and the man of the hour Worst Wass Couple- I think the worst is on a break so let's pick another, Zulu and Pysa. They truly are a threesome... right Cille?
Wass Drunk - Xenia
Wass Stalker - Brads
Most Talkative Wasser - MelodyMe
Most Argumentative Wasser - I was gonna say welshy til he nominated himself making him less argumentative and more of an attention whore lol so... Hamish
Biggest Drama King/ Queen of Topic - zedmaster/buggerlugs
Most Fun Thread - Divas BRL Thread. You should see those girls try to figure out MSN.
Funniest Poster - Block
Funniest avatar - I dunno the avatars are always broken.
Member with Biggest Cursing Vocabulary - plz git and power only know like two words... MsMaxim knows how to tell someone to fuck off in countless ways, all with a smile on her face.
Most Consistantly Off-Topic Poster - Denice
Biggest Flirt Male - zedmaster (have you ever seen him sit by a diva?)
Biggest Flirt Female - Evilluck
Mod that makes the Biggest Mess - Cillepus
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melodyme hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,100
Me???-The talker??-I"m usually quiet because I'm trying to figure out that whole"msn-thingy" with the rest of the Diva's-lol. I can see Denice and Cille winning a few awards though and you're right Princess,Zedmaster IS a big BIG flirt , can't forget about you "zeddie-pooh" (teehee-heee).
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melodyme hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,100
Wass Drunk: I have to say Hamish
Drama queen: MsMaxim
Most off topic: Denice
Funniest poster: It's a toss-up between GunGod and Bat
Member with biggest curse vocabulary: Welshgit
Sorry Cillie I'm gonna have to go with you for Mod that makes the biggest mess. HUGGGGZ.
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welshgit hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: cnac.com
Posts: 11,356
The wass romance award = PASTIE + ANY FEMALE
Worst Wass Couple = SPYTTY + KELLY ( REMEMBER THIS IS FOR FUN LOL )
Wass Drunk = WAS CLOSE BUT - YOU NEEDED TO BE AT BRISTOL - WELSHY WINS ..
Wass Stalker = TRISH - SHE SEEMS TO BE ON EVERY THREAD LATELY
Most Talkative Wasser = UMM DENICE LATELY
Most Argumentative Wasser = NO ONE ARGUES ON HERE - WE JUST HAVE DEBATES = MASDEBATES .
Biggest Drama King/ Queen of Topic = MSMAXIM HE HE HE
Most Fun Thread = IT SHOULDNT BE ALOWED BUT IM VOTING FOR MY "HELLO IM A NEW MEMBER THREAD"
Funniest Poster = BAT ALWAYS SNEAKS IN WITH SOME GEMS
Funniest avatar = ALL THE MODS HAVE BEEN SHOWING GOOD ONES LATELY BUT I THINK MSMAX HAS IT " JUST "
Member with Biggest Cursing Vocabulary = UMM ME + POWERMAX + WELSHY + SAL
Most Consistantly Off-Topic Poster =ALL NEW SPONGERS WHO DONT BOTHER READING B4 POSTING LOL
Biggest Flirt Male = PASTIEMAN
Biggest Flirt Female = EVIL - SHE WAS AFTER EVERY FELLA AT STOKE - EVEN GETTING HER JUGS OUT FOR EVERY1
And finally... Mod that makes the Biggest Mess = CILLEPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CILLEPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CILLEPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CILLEPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bizwzubi hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: amongst many, Nebraska, USA
Posts: 1,654
OK, I was gonna ask who the hell was the "Brilliant Bulb" who came up with this years categories, then I bothered to pay attention to who posted this sham.
Nice variety of categories Ho, were you thinking "What can I get nominated for?" when you went to write this up? What a fucking joke.
Oh, wait, it is a joke? Even still, I think it's bullshit that you couldn't put the damn bottle down long enough to allow one or two brain cells to spark off a category with a little twinge of insight.
For those of you thinking I'm just a paranoid asshole, let me take you through the cunts mental process...
"Since I (think I) am so damn hot, but can't be obvious about it, instead of hottest male/female, we'll have a ROMANCE AWARD and just in case they want to spite me, WORST COUPLE, too. And most of the people in chat know I'm a lush so DRUNK oughta work on those DRUNKen STALKERS. Of course, I'm always TALKATIVE and a bitch, so ARGUMENTATIVE too, and lord help them if they call me a bitch since I'm such a DRAMA QUEEN. They all have to vote for me since I (think I) am the most FUN with the FUNNIEST POSTS and AVATAR (like we pay attention to avatars). But, it can't be all about me, better let the welsh fight over who can CURSE and POST OFF-TOPIC, even though they may vote for me since I am such a FLIRT. Oh, yeah, better try to prove I'm a good mod, nobody would dare say I make the BIGGEST MESS. Oops, bottles empty, time to run to Wal-Mart, I'll just post these."
Yep, that's right, took the slut all of a fifth of Jack to come up with this years awards. May ass could have farted out a better category list after taco night. Oh, well, guess we'll have to put up with her wasted tampon and wait for next years circle jerk.
I wish to abstain from this years funny awards and will not post a single vote until the jack-rabbit riding, butt-plug licking, nipple clamp twisting, smegma eating douche-bag adds at least one category that is worthy of being in the Wass Funny Awards.
(Yes, I am trying to remind you all that I can write the most eloquent, yet filthy, neurotic, obsequious and whatever other multi-syllable adjectives you want to use as awards, posts, since I ain't gonna get a single jack-rag nomination, notice I only said Fuck once in the whole post, well twice now.)
bizwzubi hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: amongst many, Nebraska, USA
Posts: 1,654
Who am I kidding, of course I'll vote...
The wass romance award - I wasn't at Stoke, so I have no clue on who was giving who head in the john, but whoever it was, wins, BJ's are so romantic
Worst Wass Couple - Besides me and anyone here, Welshy and Hami, they couldn't figure it out, even if they were sober
Wass Drunk - It's a toss-up, Welsh or Irish? hmm, fuck it, I'm gonna spill some beer on my doorstep, first one here to lick it up wins.
Wass Stalker - Evil, she's always around, but do you really want her there?
Most Talkative Wasser - Welshgit, he spams more than cille nowadays
Most Argumentative Wasser - You have to have a point to argue, so gits out. Powermax by default
Biggest Drama King/ Queen of Topic - King-Evil (you know she wears the pants) and Queen-Who keeps threatening to leave, but never does? I guess Git does get a nod.
Most Fun Thread - Dead Posts Thread, have you read some of the crap posted last year lately?
Funniest Poster - Bat, for the jokes, but it has to be Cille, since she doesn't understand half of what she spams onto
Funniest avatar - Nobody has a topless avatar yet, so nothing is funny until then
Member with Biggest Cursing Vocabulary - noone here, not until they can work the pope into a curse, until then, keep saying Fuck Off all you want
Most Consistantly Off-Topic Poster - Gotta agree with the New Member Spongers, other than that, we're good
Biggest Flirt Male - Other than welshy when he's drunk, none of the guys flirt with me
Biggest Flirt Female - Other than welshy when he's drunk, none of the gals flirt with me, Any women interested in getting a vote can PM me something good to get an edit.
And finally... Mod that makes the Biggest Mess - Just cause you went to all this work, and as I said in the previous post, screwed it all up, MSMAXIM