Biggest DONK ever seen???

[FlibbleS]

After avoiding poker.com like the plague for the last 2 or 3 weeks, i started playing some small stakesring games there yesterday to get some comp points accumulated for the 50k at the end of the month. I againopened Poker.com this morning to get some points.I had been at the table for a while, slowly dribbled down to $9, when it became apparent some guy was going all in alot (like 2 out of every4 hands) with his stack of $25 or so.

After my stack shrinking im thinking assoon as i get a decent hand ill call this fella, sure enough i get AJ, limp in to his blind fully expecting an all in. He olbiges, and if you look through the below hand history you will see what the title of this topic refers to..

ATM1221 Posted Small Blind $0.10

tommyla112 Posted Big Blind $0.25

Dealing Cards

asafderg Folds

Miwsen Folds

Aknoth Folds

pjuzke Folds

raider17 Folds

FlibbleS Calls $0.25

flushkiddo Folds

1manocska1 Folds

ATM1221 All In

tommyla112 Folds

FlibbleS All In

Dealing Flop (9c,7s,4h)

Dealing Turn (5d)

Dealing River (Qc)

ATM1221 Shows (2s,3h)

FlibbleS Shows (Ah,Js)

$8.58 Returned to ATM1221 from Pot 2

FlibbleS Wins $19.22 from Pot 1 with : Ace High]


Now as if his play wasnt bad enough (mine wasnt great, i was trusting my read on his play, more playing the player than the cards), he starts moaning after this hand, calling me a 'fish'. For the next 10 minute or more the guy carried on with his all in madness, losing what must have been atleast $100 more in that time. I could tell you what hands this guy was playing, but you probly wouldnt believe it. Below is one more hand to illustrate this guys play, he tried to vary from his all in with any two cards pre flop strategy and try an 'all in while drawing dead on the turn' strategy...



Wed 7th Feb 2007 09:09:57 Poker.com Time

Starting Hand #5642335-1030

flushkiddo is the Dealer

Shuffling Cards

1manocska1 Posted Small Blind $0.10

ATM1221 Posted Big Blind $0.25

Dealing Cards

Snoggler Folds

ittSoma Folds

K1TESURFER Calls $0.25

Aknoth Calls $0.25

crazymaco Calls $0.25

raider17 Folds

FlibbleS Folds

flushkiddo Calls $0.25

1manocska1 Calls $0.15

ATM1221 Raised to $0.25

K1TESURFER Calls $0.25

Aknoth Calls $0.25

crazymaco Calls $0.25

flushkiddo Calls $0.25

1manocska1 Folds

Dealing Flop (Kh,8d,2h)

ATM1221 Bets $0.25

K1TESURFER Calls $0.25

Aknoth Folds

crazymaco Calls $0.25

flushkiddo Folds

Dealing Turn (4d)

ATM1221 All In

K1TESURFER All In

crazymaco Folds

Dealing River (7h)

K1TESURFER Shows (Ks,2c)

ATM1221 Shows (9c,3c)

$5.30 Returned to K1TESURFER from Pot 2

K1TESURFER Wins $49.40 from Pot 1 with : Two Pair, Kings and Twos]


Again he moaned incessantlyabout 'fish' and how his great drawing hands were being beat by junk hands.



If you see this guy, sit with him, tag him. He is a one man mission to increase our bankrolls at poker.com!

[stinkee]

Thanks flibbs! I'll definately add him to my contact list!I'll post here if I make out like you did.

[bubblesx2]

lmao, knew id seen his name before:
this was on .com this morning!

ATM1221 Posted Small Blind $0.50
allielou Posted Big Blind $1.00
Dealing Cards
You Were Dealt (9d, 5c)
bluelips Folds
sweetsal Calls $1.00
moana61 Folds
Stilthinking Calls $1.00
andreyvorobey5 Calls $1.00
surdilovics Calls $1.00
Gunaholic Folds
smarttrader Folds
ATM1221 All In
allielou Calls $23.27
sweetsal Calls $23.27
Stilthinking All In
andreyvorobey5 Folds
surdilovics Folds
andreyvorobey5> lol
allielou> pot odds
bluelips> holy mackerel
allielou All In
sweetsal All In (DP)
Stilthinking Shows
ATM1221 Shows
allielou Shows
sweetsal Shows
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Stilthinking Wins $243.77 from Pot 3 with : Pair of Fours
allielou Wins $99.43 from Pot 2 with : Flush Ace High
allielou Wins $97.61 from Pot 1 with : Flush Ace High



although how the payouts are this I cant figure it out?

[smjkrj]

omg i hate ring games but i may look into finding this person

maybe the one who won the $243 had more than that on table so they got all back except the call cost of the all in

[giraug]

Good info!!! i will also look for this player... maybe that way my bankroll starts growing good!! lol

Thanks for the tip, the guy obviously has some cash to spend lol... I can't seem to find that kind of players - donkeys, never had a donk like that at my table !

[germanfalcon]

Wow, this guy is amazing, I've also added him to my favorites.

[ifireball84]

Poor guy, he must be either totally desperate or really have too much money.

Somehow I feel for him, I bet he is one of the gambling addicts which ruin themselves losing all their money

Bah

[stinkee]

OK Flibbles! I've been waiting for months to see this guys at a table, lol.. When I read this post I added ATM1221 to my buddy list. Finally tonight, he was there. I joined the 6 seat $1/$2 NL table - which is a much higher limit than I usually play, but I wanted to check him out. Unfortunately , maybe he's read a book or two 'cuz I didn't see anything wrong with his play, in fact he made $166 profit while I was there. I was kind of disappointed, lol.. At least I ended up making$22 and got my feet wet in the higher limit games, but I tell ya- I felt prettyill when I lost $44 the first hand I played- but then I battled back and won some. Maybe ATM plays reckless in the lower limits and tightens up a lot when the stakes are higher.

[mackemman]

I was wondering Flibbs .....does ATM stand for Automatic Teller Machine lol cos thats basically what he is (or was according to Stinkee).


MackemMan