Liverpool Live 2007, Stoke Live 2007 Reading 2008, Newcastle 2009 Stoke 2009,
novi hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 4,318
Name Story
I was walking through the LEAFYVILLARGE when I saw a PASTIEMAN . I stopped to buy 1 but a WELSHGIT pushed in front of me so I yelled at him "OIOI you wait your turn". He turned into a MADMANN and started yelling back at me. EVENTS got even worse after I had turned the corner and walked straight into a SCOTLADY carrying her shopping after a CILLEPUS had run out from under a car and had almost tripped me up.
I got home and put the BLUEORCHIDS I had bought into water and then decided to have a HAMI sandwich and a FUDGIE cake for lunch. CAZWIL be here soon I thought as I started to wash my plate and cup up. The Kids were also due home soon and I knew my youngest would want to watch SPONGEBOB on the telly. My HOUSEKAT was curled up on the sofa and I was just enjoying the last 5 minutes of piece and quiet before the Kids got home. The phone rang but when I answered it I just got the sound of the PIPS at the other end. Hmmmmm I thought to myself as I replace the reciever. It had turned a bit NIPNIP outside so I went and fetch myself a CARDIE to keep the chill of me. CAZ turned up and I was so happy to see her. The kids came home and yes SPONGEBOB was rapidly tuned in on the TV.
Later that night after the kids had gone to bed I decided to start looking at short break holidays. DRUMGOWER in Ireland looked nice, with an IRISHCRICKY in the hills too so I booked a long weekend away and then went upstairs to find that my youngest was standing there jigging about. I shouted to her TINALOU, now, and then back to bed. I went and ran myself a nice bath with plenty of BUBBLES. I was having a nice relaxing bath when the phone rang again. It was my mate (yes I have a few) and she wanted to know if I fancied going to the pub to watch a local band.
"Who are Playing" I asked. "Oh" she says. " I will CALLUM and find out for you" she tells me. It was going to be a bit TRIXIE to get a babysitter but I so wanted and needed a night out. DRSAL and the HANDSNATCHERS were the band playing at the pub so I was pretty happy to be going to see them. I managed to get a babysitter for the evening and I arranged to meet my mate at the pub at 8pm. It was only about a 5 minute to the pub. A few more of my mates were also there so we headed for the bar but as a live band were gonna be playing in there it was pretty crowded. A little pushing and shoving was going on and I saw 2 guys starting to argue about who was 1st at the bar. "GAZ,THE HIPPY was in front of you said my mate. After getting our drinks we tried to find a place to sit. Some people got up from a corner table so we all dived over to it before they returned. Well they did return, non too happy that we had nicked their seats.You TABLELOOSERS my mate said as we refused to move. The band came out and it was a real blast but I ended up with some real EVILLUCK when I got a drink spilt all over my new skirt by a young lad who was pretty wasted...................................
Liverpool Live 2006, Swansea Live 2007 Liverpool Live 2007, Bristol Bash 2007 Stoke Live 2007, Newcastle 2008 Reading 2008, Newcastle 2009 Stoke 2009, Newcastle 2010
welshgit hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: cnac.com
Posts: 11,356
R.O.F.L.
you realy pushed the limit with a few of those ( i love the tableloosers one )
Liverpool Live 2007, Stoke Live 2007 Newcastle 2008, Reading 2008
pips64 hasn't registered for Wass Gold yet - have you?
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by novice49
I was walking through the LEAFYVILLARGE when I saw a PASTIEMAN . I stopped to buy 1 but a WELSHGIT pushed in front of me so I yelled at him "OIOI you wait your turn". He turned into a MADMANN and started yelling back at me. EVENTS got even worse after I had turned the corner and walked straight into a SCOTLADY carrying her shopping after a CILLEPUS had run out from under a car and had almost tripped me up.
I got home and put the BLUEORCHIDS I had bought into water and then decided to have a HAMI sandwich and a FUDGIE cake for lunch. CAZWIL be here soon I thought as I started to wash my plate and cup up. The Kids were also due home soon and I knew my youngest would want to watch SPONGEBOB on the telly. My HOUSEKAT was curled up on the sofa and I was just enjoying the last 5 minutes of piece and quiet before the Kids got home. The phone rang but when I answered it I just got the sound of the PIPS at the other end. Hmmmmm I thought to myself as I replace the reciever. It had turned a bit NIPNIP outside so I went and fetch myself a CARDIE to keep the chill of me. CAZ turned up and I was so happy to see her. The kids came home and yes SPONGEBOB was rapidly tuned in on the TV.
Later that night after the kids had gone to bed I decided to start looking at short break holidays. DRUMGOWER in Ireland looked nice, with an IRISHCRICKY in the hills too so I booked a long weekend away and then went upstairs to find that my youngest was standing there jigging about. I shouted to her TINALOU, now, and then back to bed. I went and ran myself a nice bath with plenty of BUBBLES. I was having a nice relaxing bath when the phone rang again. It was my mate (yes I have a few) and she wanted to know if I fancied going to the pub to watch a local band.
"Who are Playing" I asked. "Oh" she says. " I will CALLUM and find out for you" she tells me. It was going to be a bit TRIXIE to get a babysitter but I so wanted and needed a night out. DRSAL and the HANDSNATCHERS were the band playing at the pub so I was pretty happy to be going to see them. I managed to get a babysitter for the evening and I arranged to meet my mate at the pub at 8pm. It was only about a 5 minute to the pub. A few more of my mates were also there so we headed for the bar but as a live band were gonna be playing in there it was pretty crowded. A little pushing and shoving was going on and I saw 2 guys starting to argue about who was 1st at the bar. "GAZ,THE HIPPY was in front of you said my mate. After getting our drinks we tried to find a place to sit. Some people got up from a corner table so we all dived over to it before they returned. Well they did return, non too happy that we had nicked their seats.You TABLELOOSERS my mate said as we refused to move. The band came out and it was a real blast but I ended up with some real EVILLUCK when I got a drink spilt all over my new skirt by a young lad who was pretty wasted...................................
Name Story
il inform irishcricky
Linear Mode
