Jamaica for 2 weeks

[welshgit]

ok he should be gone now

so we can carry on talking about him

[kisscurl]

Have a fantastic holiday Derek xx

[bls12]

derek you sure you cant squeeze me in your suitcase i promise to be a good boy
listen m8 have a great time enjoy the weather and make sure you post plenty of pictures

[happy38]

have a great break
and dont have to much free weed

[pastieman]

FFS. 22hr journey, 2.30hr delay at Gatwick, great flight, customs at Kingston done me £39 import tax for 200 cigs too many and I only went through the red channel to declare my medications as some are controlled drugs, not interested in them only on the the extra 200 cigs when I have a £1000 worth of drugs (street value), how crazy is that. Then 2 hr journey in a mini bus to resort, will def fly into Montego Bay if we come again fek that for a laugh, shitting myself all the way to hotel, never seen driving like it even in Cuba/Dom Rep. Got checked into hotel and had immediate upgrade to Genoa Suite because we have been to Sandals before, very very nice. Went straight to bed and was up at 8.30am lol WTF.
So first day in paradise and have had a little wonder around complex, got my fishing spot for the next 2 weeks, right beside the security guard on a jetty so no smoking any herb beside him lol.
Off for lunch now and the 1st afternoon by the pool, temp now at 12.30pm is 31 degrees and climbing.......bring it on.
As you can tell I got wifi in my room.
Catch you all again I need to go and fry myself. PMSL.

[killashandra]

Bring that sun over here please.
Enjoy Derek!