A Bit Risque but funny

[bridkid]

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and broughthis ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
" Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it with the insurance money."


She paused for a minute, tracing her fingers in the ashes, and then said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never
bought? Well, I bought it also with the insurance money!"



Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it as well, with the insurance >> > money!"


Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, remember that blow job I promised you?........





Bridkid