How to keep a woman happy

[bridkid]

Subject: : How to make a woman happy















How to make a woman happy?

It's not difficult.

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:



1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest (white lies okay)

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give

her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of

space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. to never forget:



* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Feed him

2. F**k him

3. and Shut up.





Sorry Denice but its funny......lol



Bridkid

Just dont be forgetting NONE of that and you might be ok ROFL

[bartyuk]

LOL thats funny... Its not far off the mark... (you could prolly remove the chef bit for alot of women as they do like to think they are good at it....)

Peace

[Cille]

[shadow=navy]Soo true soo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe[/shadow]

[jayc1985]

lol thats a hard life for us guys

you happily married then bridkid, ?

none of that in my house, they are my trousers, the wife wears em and she doesnt mind, me lending them after i have cleaned up and cooked the tea.

stoke40

[suzieq72]

I didn't see "window washer" on the list. That's what I had my husband doing all day yesterday.

He did a pretty good job too, 2 birds so far have flown away with headaches.

I also do the washing in my house,so i deserve something extra,lol.