Another Joke for you all

[bridkid]

A girl walks into ASDA and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He iscarrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some WagonWheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,"How did you guess?"

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He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says - "Because you'reminging."





Bridkid