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IRISHMEN ADRIFT
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Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift on a lifeboat following a
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dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
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Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
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To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth
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This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
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Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the
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entire Ocean into Guinness!"
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The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
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entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals
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Simultaneously, the genie vanished
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Only the gentle lapping of Guiness on the hull broke the stillness as the
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two men considered their circumstances.
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Michael looked disgustingly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
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After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke.
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Nice going Patrick! ... Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!!!"
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