jack says to fred have u got any tips to help me play better
fred says yes
before you take your shot you have to imagine there's a big ball and a little ball on the tee.
and when you look down the fairway imagine there's a big hole and a little hole,
so you need to hit the little ball into the big hole
so off went jack for his round of golf
a while later fred chatches up with jack
hows it going he says
jack replies the best game of golf i ever played hole in one on every hole.
fred says why is ther a big wet patch on the front of your trousers
ah says jack i needed the toilet so i went behind a bush
unziped looked down and there was a big un and a little un
i put the big one away cos i knew it wasnt mine and i pissed myself
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4 YEARS LOYAL TO WASS
IF THEY DONT HAVE POKER IN HEAVEN
I'M NOT GOING
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