ANOTHER GOLFING ONE

[powermax]

jack says to fred have u got any tips to help me play better

fred says yes

before you take your shot you have to imagine there's a big ball and a little ball on the tee.

and when you look down the fairway imagine there's a big hole and a little hole,

so you need to hit the little ball into the big hole

so off went jack for his round of golf

a while later fred chatches up with jack

hows it going he says

jack replies the best game of golf i ever played hole in one on every hole.

fred says why is ther a big wet patch on the front of your trousers

ah says jack i needed the toilet so i went behind a bush

unziped looked down and there was a big un and a little un

i put the big one away cos i knew it wasnt mine and i pissed myself