short n sweet

2 parrots sitting on a perch, 1 says to the other ' can u smell fish? '

mary and mandy getting on a rollercoaster, mandy says ' if it goes too fast will we fall out? ', mary replies ' no we'll be friends forever'

man, ' what would you like for your birthday? ', woman ' something black and see through'. so the man punches her in the eye.

( domestic violence is not condoned)