put downs

what are your favourite put down lines. (not too rude plz)

for e.g, your about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

or, you have a face like a welders bench

[afc1903]

yourabout as much use as an ashtray on the back ofa motorbike>>

oryour about as good as chocolate teapot.

you are as useless as tits on a bull

[jayc1985]

if i wanted your opinion id give it to u..

you got two options, do as ur told, or i make u

[msma]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your a$$.

If you are in anyway unsatisfied with this email and it's contents, please feel free to bite me.

F**k off I`m drinking.

Why should I talk to you, your not important.

Your ugly....come back when I`m drunk.


(hope they are not to rude)

Girl: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your breakfast"

Me: "If you were my wife, I'd take it"

[jayc1985]

this is for humour section lol

A personal favourite of mine, which I am yet to use. (Notthe everyday put down but requiresthe right situation i feel)

"You look like the north end of a pig that isheading south"

Joe

[madmann308]

I have used this one on more than one occasion:
You would make a great poster child for postnatal abortions.