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Old 04-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
>her, and asks her: "Can we have sex ?"
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>"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
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>She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
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>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says : "I can tell
>you how to have sex with her !"
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>"Yeah ?", says the hippy.
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>"Yeah", say the bus driver.. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
>night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a
>robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
>and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
>
>The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed
>as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
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>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face,
>"You must have sex with me".
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>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
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>'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
>
>As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
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>"Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
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>"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
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