Blonde Jokes

[suzieq72]

Being a blonde and working as a bartendar and waitress for almost ten years, I've heard many, many blonde jokes.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: 30 mins of begging.



Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.



Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.



Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.



A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"



Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you smack the blonde she blonde she keeps on sucking!



Q : What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A : When they're on their backs, they're screwed.



Q: how does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: by the ears.

[catalinfr]

Nice joke you are very funy :d

[powermax]

why is a peroxide blonde like an airoplane

they both have a black box

[riceman]

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

[Cille]

My comment: omg BLONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny funny

Cillepus

What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever.

[Cille]

Mcsumo.......................... not nice lol

Cillepus

[suzieq72]

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

[oups3308]

I'll try and translate my favorite blonde joke.

'A blonde arrives at the emergency department of the hospistal with a mutilated finger.
-How did you do that ma'am ?
-I tried to commit suicide doc !
- You tried to kill yourself shooting your own finger, are you kidding me ???
- Of course not ! I wanted to shoot me in the chest but i remembered the price of my breast and couldn't do it. Then i put the gun in my mouth but still couldn't do it, do you know how much these lips cost... This is where i decided to shoot me in the ear. and before i pull the trigger, as i was thinking it would be very loud i put my forefinger in the other ear.


Ok the perfect english is not here but i hope the blond spirit is :P.

how can you keep a blonde busy all day long?

the answer:

you write on both sides of a blank sheet : turn the page