German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says
the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a
little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little
kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each
of your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis
vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's
harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all
over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck
caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is
several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was
totally amazing, what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
The attachment is a little extra for all the girls
LOL
Bridkid
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