On my way home from casino lastnight

[timeflight]

My female friend and I was was driving back from the casino. I had a few beers to drink , so I asked her to stop at the gas station. I went into the men's rooms to take care of business. When I came out she was pumping gas. I thought nothing of it. When she got into the truck she was reeking of gas. She had on one of them big dangling sleeved blouses. The sleeve on her blouse was just soaked with fuel. I roll the windows down cause the smell was just killing me on top of maybe a beer to many. Well then may lady friend reaches down and lights up a cigarette. Well you can guess what happened next. Yes she set her arm on fire. She is going bazirk. I finally manage to get the truck pulled over and she jumps out of truck running around in pure chaos just sling herself all over flapping her arms wildly. I am running around like a old fool chasing her trying to put out the fire. When suddenly I see a police officer. I am screaming for help. He notices us and He then pulls out his gun and shot her dead. Said she was waving a fire arm

[alan292]

lol i was taking you seriously.....

[scotlady]

lmao me too, classic mate

[streethawk]

GROOOOOOAN!

[omen4u]

[DanAce17]

hahaha quality