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Old 02-21-2008, 10:11 PM
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:31 AM
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Matt, with his unusual attraction to seeing a stiff bit sliding in and out of a receptive orifice, fails to notice as Jay mucks his pocket Aces.
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The complexitys of poker i can understand, but i dont know a damn thing about tying knots
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Old 02-22-2008, 11:07 AM
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:29 PM
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dogma-if i cant get these things to join i`m never going to be able to put on a condom

chick- no need for a condom , i`m already pregnant
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:34 PM
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oooo dear this could be hard to choose

unless some1 pulls a good one out over the weekend
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I must have tickled her fancy with the other end of this!
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sorry people i forgot all about this

had a FEW things to sort out

this one is now finnished i will pick the winning umm effort later tonight and get a new one running
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Can I make a late entry please? (That's me saying that not Dogma!)

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