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Old 08-19-2008, 10:50 AM
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Default How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. A master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer
4. Have a TV with remote control
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:43 PM
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Lol If you managed to get all that right she would probably be content for a while and then just get bored anyway.
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:04 PM
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Lol If you managed to get all that right she would probably be content for a while and then just get bored anyway.
Ya she would say you're too perfect I never understood that one
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Old 08-20-2008, 07:33 PM
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i wish t was that easy to be that person who can do all those wonderful thingsd on the list
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Old 08-20-2008, 07:59 PM
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to make a women happy you need a big penis and big bank account end of story.
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:38 AM
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to make a women happy you need a big penis and big bank account end of story.
200$ is enough to make most of them happy
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Old 08-23-2008, 04:44 AM
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. A master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer
4. Have a TV with remote control
this is all true i would like for a sexy man come see me naked
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Old 08-23-2008, 03:31 PM
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is it that easy to get a women in bed ,, lol
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:04 PM
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How make happy woman?
The attention, care, caress, heat and cosiness that it has been claimed is required to the woman, well and is final that all was as it should be in bed because the majority of women want children from men favourite by them...
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how to make a women happy, dont be so silly it cant be done women are never happy, no matter what you give them or what you do for them there always want more

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