THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had beendating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautifulyounger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always gotmore than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was nearanyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to checkthe wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she hadfeelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one lastwild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, andheaded straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, allclapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We arevery happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to thefamily.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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