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Old 09-28-2008, 07:21 PM
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Old 09-29-2008, 05:15 PM
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Nice one! reminds me of a freind of mine who was encouraged by the unemployment office to apply for a job she did not really want. After filling in an endless application, the final question was:

Please draw in the box below a diagram showing the position you held in your previous employment. Her response?




















Needless to say, no job offer was forthcoming.....
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