Did you know?

[samson420]

Did you know that China has a population of 1 Billion people?
That means if you are 1 in a million.... There are 1,000 other people just like you.



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A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie." St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."







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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping car of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.


In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."


The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."


The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.


"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"















[Heh it was like 5 AM when I was re-typing them and I added an extra 0, thanks for pointing it out. Although trying to bash me about my education for a simple mistake of 1 zero isn't exactly stoner like, ever heard of Karma? Oh well]

[I didn't go through your post and say "You don't start sentences with And, everyone knows that. You are missing a comma between paste and as. Also your is not spelled your, you are trying to say "you are", therefore it is "You're". Gosh, where did you go to school?"

See what I mean? Nobody likes to be put down, be less angry in your life, go smoke a bowl.

[chipraker420]

[quote=samson420;618030]Did you know that China has a population of 1 Billion people?
That means if you are 1 in a million.... There are 10,000 other people just like you.



And where did we go to school??? You should review what you copy and paste as it is not always correct. Simple math tells me your wrong.

[block912]

[quote=chipraker420;618044]

Originally Posted by samson420

Did you know that China has a population of 1 Billion people?
That means if you are 1 in a million.... There are 10,000 other people just like you.



And where did we go to school??? You should review what you copy and paste as it is not always correct. Simple math tells me your wrong.

Man thats fussy, its a joke for heavens sake who cares, you get no credits on your post count or anything for posting in here. Plus what exactly is right because a UK billion is more than an American billion.

[welshgit]

[quote=block912;618084]

Originally Posted by chipraker420

Man thats fussy, its a joke for heavens sake who cares, you get no credits on your post count or anything for posting in here. Plus what exactly is right because a UK billion is more than an American billion.

WELL IM NOT GONA COMMENT ON THIS ONE

FOREIGN CURRENCY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BAD SUBJECT FOR ME

[spiersey]

U see this billion thing has been bugging me all day.

I was trying to work it out at the beginning of the day thinking that a billion is 1 million million.

Now as the government was giving the banks 50 billion to start with going up to a possible 250 billion I was thinking I had cracked the credit crunch in Britain.

So the banks could be getting
£50,000,000,000,000

As there are only 61.000,000 people of working age in the uk, not counting the illegals that means we could all be given £500,000 each.

credit crunch solved coz we would all have loads of money.

One problem in the uk a billion is only 1 thousand million

B'stard

[block912]

million million used to be the UKs and a thousand million was USA.