FEDEX COURIER SERVICE

[nwmatt]

I dont usually look at me junk mail but this one caught me eye,i nearly pissed meself reading it and im sure theres a few of you who have had it already(probably have meself but never noticed)

YOUR PARCEL IS READY FOR DELIVERY‏
From: FEDEX COURIER SERVICE (fedex@yahoo.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: 17 February 2010 1301
To:
FedEx Nigeria Head Office
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku, Lagos.
Tel:.+234-1-821-7603
Urgent Attention
CLAIM NOTIFICATION.


This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International ATM CARD worth the sum of $2.5 Million Dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place,you are advice to send to us the following datas mention below:

1.YOUR NAME
2.ADDRESS
3.TELEPHONE

The above requested informations will enable us deliver your ATM CARD correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Furthermore,you might be asking yourself how comes this email,cheque or draft, Anyway,your parcel was brought to this office by a Dr. Shamsudeen Usman, Minister of Finance, signifying that you are a rightful beneficiary to the Parcel that was brought to this office for your shipment.

FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by Dr. Shamsudeen Usman, Minister of Finance, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months.

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria and the internal revenue office as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable ATM CARD to be intact in their office after the released of the parcels from the nicon insurance company and internal revenue office.

We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $ 2.5 million dollars is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despise that we lost your private residential address, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address,telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail
drjohndenis@live.com


Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you still owes this company the sum of $95 before incident occurs Note this fee is not just for delivery but with the stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by recovery back your ATM MASTER CARD so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favour.

Without any hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be paid via western union money transfer with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good God have for you by favoring you
with his favour because it was God who did it not by your power but by the spirit say the lord.

We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour.

And also the FedEx Courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going
all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.

FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.

PAYMENT INFORMATION
RECIEVERS NAME:CHIAGOZIE OBIALOR
RECIEVERS LOCATION: LAGOS-NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: IN GOD?
TEXT ANSWER: WE TRUST
AMOUNT TO BE PAID: $95
MTCN NUMBER........................ .....

Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number for we to fully proceed on your delivery

FedEx is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we've grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies -a FedEx that's bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me:
Tel:.+234803-500-4769

WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.
YOURS AFFECTIONATELY.
MR. CARL SIMON
Tel:.+234803-500-4769
FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR..


(just found 1 from the FBI...im going to be LOADED)

[welshgit]

yeh lol had it a few days ago

read down the first bit to the name address bit didnt read anymore

glad u posted it , if i realised it was that funny i wudda kept it lol

[xenia95]

UPS couldn't find my address to deliver 2 Dell ink cartridges.
Something wrong with American delivery services

[Terrier12]

Do people actually fall for this sort of rubbish?

You only have to look at the crap use of the language to realise that it' a rip off.

[WassNurse]

All I have to say is
www.spamcop.net

LOL, first they need your name, then all of a sudden the parcel has your name on it.
These spammers should all go to Gits house for their punishment, lol.

[buggerlugs47]

I had a similar email a few mnths back from DHL it had my name on and said they had tried to deliver a parcel and as I was expecting a parcel and did not know which company was delivering it I opened but all I got was a virus I contacted DHL who were not at all interested.........

[dippyda]

I have had at least 50 of these sort of e-mails... surely only those stupid enough or greedy enough would reply? I'm sure they get some money out of people as the stupid, greedy people do exist.

The most convincing part of this was the fact that it was God who had done this for you... I mean, if the big G says you deserve it, then surely you must. And if he tells you to trust these people, then you should!

What I ddin't realise was quite how rich Nigeria is, as all my e-mails seem to come from there. There's obviously a lot more money in the country than we have been led to believe!

[smt638]

i get allsorts form pepole like the queen of sheba to the pope. into the spam bin they go.

[Hmmm]

i get wvery other day one of these crap mails and i dont know how to stop them.
I dont even read them anymore,either i send them to spa or reporting them as phising scam.
not that anything happens.
they just make a new email with a new story

[smt638]

check this one out i got today

GOD BLESS YOU.

I AM MOTHER JANE COLE FROM NETHERLANDS, A WIDOW TO LATE PATRICK COLE I AM 61 YEARS OLD, I AM A NEW CHRISTIAN CONVERT SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST. ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WOULDN'T LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,AND IN ALL INDICATION REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS.THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A LIVING PERSON AGAIN.

MY LATE HUSBAND DIED DURING THE HURRICANE DISASTER IN NEW ORLEANS,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.

THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH,TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA AND EUROPE ESPECIALLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OF LESS PRIVILEGED ONES AND ORPHANAGE HOMES.

I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE I PRAYED AND FAST FOR THREE WEEKS OVER IT WITH ADVICE OF MY PASTOR,I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $7.5M U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION, MY ATTORNEY WHO PRESENTLY IS IN AFRICA DISTRIBUTING RELIEF MATERIALS TO OF BOMBAST IN SIERRA-LEONE, WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.

LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE EVEN THOUGH I'M LATE THEN, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE THE PROMISE TO GOD THAT THE FUND WILL BE USE TO BUILD HIS TEMPLE.

MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. I AWAIT URGENT REPLY.IF I DON'T HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN 2 DAYS, I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON.MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND USE YOU TO ACCOMPLISH MY WISH.

MOTHER JANE COLE

i best be quick if shes only got 3 months to live