One for my Irish friends

[pastieman]

The Irish millionaire
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and
towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's
presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left
phone a friend...

Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'

'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!'

'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?'

A : Sparrow

B: Thrush

C: Magpie

D: Cuckoo

I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and
phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin '. Mick called up his mate
and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple.....it's a cuckoo...'

'Are you sure?'

'I'm fookin sure.'

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris , 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me
answer.'

'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris

'Dat it is, Sir.'

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed,
'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a
drink.

'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo
that doesn't build its own nest?

'Because he lives in a Fookin clock!'

[MisterFold]

Very funny.

[errigal]

mildly amusing racist joke

[gizmo175]

oooooooooh racist has entered the humour section. can we please only use polish or blonde jokes from now on???

[pastieman]

Giz, folks been taking the piss out the Irish since the Romans invaded , can't see much change happening there in the near future, you only have to come to a Wass Live Event and you will see that the Irish are in a world/planet of their own

[red_dogg]

Lol We can take it...

Posted the same joke a few weeks ago now ...and its actually true..

Well only partially...Were not that thick...just a lil cuckoo

[gizmo175]

Originally Posted by errigal

mildly amusing racist joke

derek

I guess I should have quoted this remark before this irishman made make any smart aleck remarks.
it was not me that decided this was a racist remark, but what the hell go ahead and assume the worst. LMFAO

[Mick114]

I likes that joke....thanks for the chuckle.

[stepgen]

Originally Posted by pastieman

Giz, folks been taking the piss out the Irish since the Romans invaded , can't see much change happening there in the near future, you only have to come to a Wass Live Event and you will see that the Irish are in a world/planet of their own

But at least we where never invaded by the Romans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pastieman]

Viking's then they were worse than the Roman's weren't they? Rape and Pillage