i have just applied for planning permission to build a house.... its gonna be 100ft tall, 400 ft wide, 9 turrets, windows everywhere, fully furnished with a very loud outside entertainment system and parking for at least 200 cars... im gonna paint the building snotty green with tatty beige patches all over..... the local planning dept took no hesitation in telling me to fuck off......
so..... i re-applied with the same stuff but this time i called it a mosque....
work starts on monday...
