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Old 06-09-2010, 08:18 AM
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Two drunks are sitting at a table,one says if i went to your house and gave your wife one and she got pregnant would that make us related ? the other guy thinks for a while and says no,but it would make us even.
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LOL LOL nice1
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Good way to start off your stay here at Wassonline!
Very funny and useful joke, lol. One to save.
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LOL, good joke.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:32 PM
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hahaha how about this one..

There was a guy in a restaurant who desperately had to pass gas. The music was really, really loud so he timed his farts with the beat of the music. after a couple of songs he felt much better and finished his coffee. he then noticed that everybody was staring at him..at which point he suddenly realized he was listening to his ipod... = P
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share my jokes with you.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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I had a situation similar to this in my life
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The manual craft has the excellent professional shoes, leisure Footprints Germany's ley slippers Birkenstock Sandal designed for commuters benevolent brand made, its design inspiration comes from ease human foot pain,Alpro C100 ESD Black when walking pressure and tired.


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