Telephone Survey
A world-wide telephone survey conducted by the U.N. last month was a complete flop.
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
Middle East nations didn't know what "solution" meant.
South Americans didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what was meant by "the rest of the world."
and finally.........
In London, they hung up because they couldn't understand the bl**dy Indian on the other end of the phone
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