Inflatable Beds - My Arse

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Myself and Sue slept in one inflatable bed, buddie and Tash in the other. Our heads at one end of the room, theres at the other.

Now what I didn't know was our bed had a slow puncture. Friday morning I stir and I'm thinking to myself, man my arse is cold, and before you ask no I was not bare arsed, I had shorts on, plus I was under the quilt. But nevertheless my arse was freezing. My feet were warm, my head was warm, but my arse was freezing.

So I learned something from the live event, I have a fat arse.

[welshgit]

yeh we know

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And as you can see, a fat arse can speak for itself.

at least you have a balanced body , block. your fat arse matches your fat head

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Originally Posted by Dr Sal

at least you have a balanced body , block. your fat arse matches your fat head

Now you see if that were true my head would of been touching the floor too. Bloody scousers know nowt.