THE WELSHGITS INVADE NEWCASTLE

[welshgit]

OK AS THERE ARE NUMEROUS STORYS GOING AROUND

I BETTER DO OUR EVENTS - GONA START WITH THURSDAY + FRIDAY ( SEEMS GOOD PLACE TO START )

THURSDAY 8AM SLEEPING ( well what do u expect lol )
thursday 9am loaded + ready - 9.30 am hit the dirty greasy wayfairers cafe in newport ( gota have some slops before the drive to the arctic )
10 am hit the motorway, got up brushed myself off and got into car -
10.58 roughly got to strensham services - rings trish tells her im just leaving cardiff ( she sounds dissapointed cos she been at services since 9am lol ) she finds out im lying and i hang up so i cant get abused
found trish at the bar in the services ( almost pissed ) but we had a feking excelemt prezzie of her ( will be a pic on forum later )
waited till 12am for the taffia crew of pastieman spytty + tinalou
all said hellos another feking hour gone 1am fek me were only 1 hour away from cardiff at 1am grrrrrrrrrrrrr..
so i let the mafia merc of pasties take the lead and were off - zoom zoom up this motorway down that 1 fek me im lost - then pastie must have realised i was nodding off so to wake me up he hit the gas up to about 90mph heading up the m6 toll road and done the stunt of the year by swerving left over the chevrons realising he was on the wrong motorway - it worked - we all woke up , trish tinalou + spytty said what a stunt pastie ( sure it was stunt thay said ??? )

found another shit hole to stop at then final run ( we de iced the cars and off ) - pastie leading again - then traffic jam pastie was 10 cars infront ( not tailgateing that fekker again lol ) we met a SLOW MOVING BRIDGE - YES THATS RIGHT A SLOW MOVING BRIDGE ......
pastie cleared it easy then the motorway narrowed so this feking bridge took up both lanes . 30 mph fek fek fek
got passed THE SLOW MOVING BRIDGE and drove at exactly 70 mph flat out , got to the mr + mrs block cafe at 5.30, at 5,31 my phone rang - pastiman says " we are having a toilet stop at durham will wait for you " what the fek - we passed the slow moving bridge 1/2 hour after pastie and hes now about 40 miles behind us ??? i know he had a row with his sat nav and she wouldnt talk to him but fek me thats confusing lol
anyway the block caffe was in full swing every feking psycho in the world was there
said hellos and all that crap - met our other wonderfull hosts lisa + hoy

dogma + every1 else has already wrote the book on THAT NIGHT OF POKER THURSDAY . all i can say is i lost my voice thurday night got it back fri am - lost it again fri night got it back again sat am - lost it again sat night - got it back sun am and lost it again by the time we fekked off sunday night lol ( that will be in next post )
any way at some silly oclock fri morning we went back to hoy + lisas palace ( i wont embarress hoy by telling you he still hasnt put a door on his bathroom - it will prob be done 1 day lisa honest lol )
FRI AM - i smell bacon wohoohohohoh full english brekkie THANK YOU LISA FEKING MARVELOUS ..
now here is where the communication broke down - any normal person would say - you outstayed your welcome - now fek off , but not lisa + hoy they pretended to go out the back for a ciggie and set the feking place on fire ( they realy thought we would rather go out into the feking arctic way way up north , feking idiots a fire was the best thing we ever seen up there , they were putting it out and we were throwing more petrol on it )
so uneventfull afternoon booked into the wass hotel , seen a load of tossers -
went to casino - mrs git got stuck in to help doc as all the mods + admin had fekked off ( told u i was gona grass on you )
i got presented with a bunch of flowers by my new boyfreind ( more on that later lol )
poker evening was pretty much covered by others - i was on the famouse killer table with block pastie zillionaire bat + a few others ,
played ok robbed 2 bountys - lost - went back to hotel and more poker

sat + sunday may follow if i can be arsed ..


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[pastieman]

Your a fekkin star mate, laugh a minute. Alway a pleasure to be in your company.

lol welshgit i have noticed you have a delectable way with words, almost poetic that was

Originally Posted by jacqui

lol welshgit i have noticed you have a delectable way with words, almost poetic that was

Just the words i was gonna say, he must have a bit of a poet in him or is that just another story ( or Fanasy ) Best post ive read for ages !!!

[hoy4982]

nice post kev, it was a pleasure havin you and chris honest that little fire wasnt to get rid of you

hoy4982

I'm sure that Pastie's late decision to leave the M6 will appear on one of those mad driving programmes.

Lets put it this way, it's the only time I'll be telling the big man to fork off!

Simon

[tricks27]

laugh a minute you are git lol and yes i was disapointed when you said you were just leaving cardiff but thankful that you walked thru the door 2 mins later cos i was bored not pissed well pissed off doing sudokus maybe :P

im sure stunt wasnt the word tina and i used in the back seat as we were clinging to each other for our lives and id rather be in the car with them than you cos you talk on the phone and text people while your driving and you wave like a mad loony bin with both hands off the wheel heehee

Trish xx

[Cille]

Where is the rest of the story Git plz be arsed to type it

hi git,

well presented your story, i could imagine every bit of you wrote. as others mentioned, you must have a poet in you. (how did he taste?)

and how did it feel going for a shit after??? LOL well anyway, whats that boyfriend business all about?? and what did mrs. welshgit say to that??

come on write some more plz. so i can imagine i was there, as i really wanted to, but had an appointment i couldn't refuse before i knew about the event.

i hope i can be at the next one.

[welshgit]

THE BOYFREIND BUISNESS IS A SECRET

WELL FOR NOW ANYWAY

UNLESS HES PREGNANT THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO COME CLEAN