WELSHGITS NEWCASTLE RIOT PART 3

[welshgit]

OK AS IM REALY BORED AND I CANT BE ARSED DOING THE REST OF THE PICS - IM GONA WRITE THE LAST 2 DAYS OF NEWCASTLE ..

SO HERE GOES - PS JUST READ THIS AGAIN AND ITS FEKING LONG LOL .

SAT MORNING EARLY 7.30 AM ( ISH ) ALARM WENT OF ABOUT 20 MINS AFTER WE GOT TO BED , SO GLAD THE HOTEL WINDOW WAS OPEN - I HATE THE SOUND OF MY ALARM CLOCK BREAKING HOTEL WINDOWS ..

MRS GIT GETS READY FOR BREAKFAST - I GET READY FOR ANOTHER 30 MINS SNOOZE .

FINALY DRAGS MESELF OUT OF BED - FREEZING SHOWER TO WAKE UP - STUMBLES UP TO BREAKY PLACE - ALMOST AT BREAKY PLACE AND THERES A LOAD OF TOSSERS ( OOPS WASSERS ) PLAYING POKER FOR A CHANGE - FEKKERS STILL HAVNT FOUND THERE BED ROOMS .

FINDS MRS GIT ON TABLE SITS DOWN - FEK STANDS UP AGAIN COS ITS FEKING SELF SERVICE ( ITS OK NO ONE NOTICED MY MISTAKE )

HAD A PLATE OF GREASE WITH 2 BITS OF EGGS 2 SAUSAGES 2 BACONS + 2 BEANS + 2 BLACK TOASTS .

THAT WILL KEEP ME GOING UNTIL THE WASSIA FREE LUNCH ( OO FEK I HOPE THE LUNCH IS GOOD )

WE HAD PLANS TO GO TO ALL SORTS OF PLACES SAT MORNING BUT WE TOOK THE EASY OPTION - MRS GIT WENT WANDERING AND I WENT FOR A SLEEP LOL .

WOKE UP WITH AN HOUR TO GO B4 LUNCH - WENT UP TO THE LUNCH SPOT + SUPRISE SUPRISE , THEY WERE STILL PLAYING POKER - DONT THINK HAMI + HIS GANG EVER STOPPED ALL WEEKEND LOL..

SO IT WAS FOOD TIME - FEK ME THERE WERE 4 BIG SILVER TROUGHS FULL OF DIFFERENT COLOURED STUFF - I TOOK OPTION NUMBER 2 - THE RED 1 . ( THERE WAS A BROWN 1 + AND 2 UNKNOWN COLOURS THERE AS WELL ? )

THINK I ENDED UP WITH THE CHILLI BECAUSE IT TOOK 6 FORKS BEFORE I MANAGED A MOUTHFULL ..

WE WENT TO THE PIGS TABLE ( HAD FUDGIE + BUGGERLUGS THERE LOL )

MRS GIT WAS SNAPPING AWAY - SHE WAS SO BUSY SHE EVEN FORGOT TO GET FOOD AND WHEN SHE REMEMBERED IT WAS ALL FEKING GONE . SO SHE WENT AROUND THE TABLES BEGGING + ALL THE TIGHT FEKKERS WOULDNT GIVE HER FEK ALL - EVEN AT MY TABLE .

THEN I SHOUTED SOME ABUSE AT MR WASS ( I GOT NO VOICE AND EVERY FEKKER WAITS FOR ME TO THANK HIM FOR THE SLOPS ?? )

OOO FORGOT - FROM OUR TOP TABLE ADVANTAGE SPOT I SEEN THE GATUX - GATEAUEU - GUTEAU - THE FEKING POSH CAKE GOING ONTO THE TABLES - SO MY IN BUILT INFRA RED TOOK ME STRAIGHT TO THE CHOCCY CAKE 1 PLACE IN FRONT OF EVILUCK - SHE TRIED TO PULL RANK AND A SWIFT BUT POLITE FEK OFF WAS CALLED FOR - AND NOW EVIL HATES ME BECAUSE I HAD THE LAST ( EXTRA BIG ) SLICE OF CHOCCY GATUX ( CAKE )

SO THE SAT AFTERNOON WAS UPON US - IT CONSISTED OF A PRETEND GAME OF POKER ( BINGO ) NO MONEY WITH PASTIE TRISH OOOPSY ME FUDGIE I THINK ? AND OTHERS LOL - AS IT WAS BINGO I WENT ALL IN FIRST HAND WITH FEK ALL AND GOT BEAT BY SOME1 ELSE WITH ALMOST FEK ALL .

THEN WE HAD A £10 I THINK - WITH JESUS + BARTIE + PASTIE + OOPSY + EVILUCK - ( IM OLD AND CANNOT REMEMBER WHO ELSE )

BARBIE KILLED DOC WITH QUAD 5s HE HE HE WAS SO FUNNY THE ASHOLE ( BARBIE ) THEN CLEANED ME OUT WITH A FLUSH ( THINK I HAD A SET AND DIDNT BELIVE HIM WITH THE FLUSH ) MUST LEARN TO PLAY POKER 1 DAY .

THEN WE DONE SOMETHING - FEK KNOWS WHAT - THEN IT WAS CASINO TIME , SO GUESS WHAT - WE WENT TO THE CASINO

FOUND MY TABLE + GUESS WHAT - I GOT PASTIE AND BLOCK ON IT FOR THE SECOND NIGHT RUNNING LOL

+ ALSO HAD PHILLIPE - EVILUCK AND MR WASSES LOVELY LADY ( GOTA REMEMBER HER NAME SOON ) LOTTE - ONE OF OUR NEW MEMBERS ( SAFFRONS DAUGHTER I THINK <<-- IM OLD AND AM ALOWED TO FORGET NAMES ....

ANYWAY PASTIE GOT FEK ALL AND GOT BUSTED ON ALL HIS BLUFFS - HIS WORST RESULT EVER IN WASS LIVE GAMES .

BLOCK GOT FEKKED EARLY ON BUT CARRIED ON DEALING FOR US

I WAS DOING WELL AFTER EVILUCK GOT MOVED - WAS HAPPY TAKING A FEW PEOPLES CHIPS WHO I FOUND EASY TO BLUFF

THEN THE HAND THAT SEEMED TO GO ALL AROUND THE CASINO FOR SOME REASON ( ONLY HAND TALKED ABOUT MORE WAS SHAZZES ROYAL LOL )
I GOT DEALT 99 ( ONE OF MY FAVE HANDS ) PHILLIPE ALL INNED ( HAD HIS STACK COVERED ) - I PUT HIM ON AK OR AQ ( ISH ) LOTTE ALL INNED + I HAD NO FEKING IDEA WHAT THE FEK SHE HAD LOL - I EVEN TOLD THE TABLE - I SAID " I GOT PHILLIPE BEAT BUT LOTTE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME "

ANY WAY WE WERE A FAIR WAY INTO THE TOURNY ( 30s ) AND I HAD ABOUT 3K SO HAD TO MAKE A MOVE AND ALL INNED

PHILLIPE SHOWS AK THEN AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN AGE LOTTE SHOWED 3 4 ( I GOT TOOK OUT BY 34 LAST FEKING NIGHT BUT WAS HAPPIER TONIGHT LOL )

BLOCK GOES TO DEAL THE FLOP AND MENTIONED 4 BEFORE HE DEALT - SO HE DEALT XX 4 HMM NOT TO BAD TURN WAS 3 OHHHH FEK OOHH DEARY FEKING ME - AND THEN TO INSULT ME EVEN MORE HE RIVERED ANOTHER 4 - WELL AT LEAST I WAS TAKEN OUT BY A FULL HOUSE LOL . LOTTE IM GONA GET U .

SO AS THE TABLE WAS FULL OF GIRLYS I TOLD BLOCK TO FEK OFF ( HE BEEN THERE OVER 2 HOURS DEALING ) AND I HAD A BIT OF A DEAL , OOOOOO I JUST REMEMBERED MAD4CARDS WAS AT TABLE BY NOW + SHE WILL KILL ME IF I DONT MENTION HER LOL .

SO I DEALT A FEW HANDS HAD A LAUGH WITH THE OLD AND NEW MEMBERS AT THE TABLE - then an idiot turned up at my table + most of you know what happened then ---

SO IM OUT AND WANDERING - WATCHED FINAL TABLE CHEERED TOOTS - WENT BACK TO HOTEL WHERE WE HAD A BONDAGE SESSION - PICS ON FORUM - AND THEN AFTER MR BEALE BUYING THE MOST EXPENSIVE SAMPLE BOTTLES OF WINE WE HAD A 13 MAN SITNGOTOSLEEP

NOW IF I PUT THAT ON HERE IT WOULD TAKE FEKING HOURS BUT IF YOU MISSED IT THEN YOU MISSED THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR LOL .
THINK WE LEFT AT 7 ISH AND IT WAS STILL GOING ON .

DRAGGED MYSELF UP FOR BREKKIE SOMEHOW .SUNDAY
SPENT 2 HOURS WANDERING SAYING BYEE TO EVERY1
LEFT AT 11 - HAD TO GO TO BLOCKS AS HE HAD OUR AIRBED COS THEY CANT AFFORD REAL BEDS

SO BLOCKS HOUSE IS 25 MINS FROM THE HOTEL ( YEH FEKING RIGHT )
SPAGHETTI JUNCTION GOT FEK ALL ON NEWCASTLE CITY CENTRE

EVERY ROAD DOESNT LEAD TO BLOCKS HOUSE - EVERY ROAD LEADS TO A FEKING BUS LANE ..
FINALY WE TURNED BACK FROM SCOTLAND AND FOUND BLOCKS HOUSE

SUE FORCED US TO STAY SO SHE COULD GET RID OF ALL THERE LEFT OVERS FOR SUNDAY LUNCH ( WAS FEKING MEGGA SUE ONEST )

THEN MY MIGRAINE ATTACK MADE ME A MISERABLE TWAT SO THEY TOOK ABUSIVE PICS OF ME ON THE SOFA SLEEPING ( SOME ON FORUM ALREADY LOL )

SAID BYEE TO THE FEW THAT WERE LEAVING - TRYED TO KICK MR + MRS BLOCK OUT OF THERE OWN HOUSE SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO DRIVE HOME - DIDNT WORK - WELL IT DID FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS THEN THEY REALISED .

FUK ME THIS IS GOING ON A BIT --DONT BOTHER READING ANYMORE ITS ALL CRAP REALY - DONT THINK IM GONA BOTHER READING ANYMORE ---

WELL WE LEFT AT 5 ( ISH ) WAS FEKING PISSED OF AT 10 PAST 5
AS IT WAS ALL OVER THEN
PS THANKS FOR THE INVITE OF STAYING THE EXTRA DAY SUE/BLOCK BUT THE SITUATION WITH ME DAD MADE THAT IMPOSSIBLE .

DIDNT FOLLOW PASTIE HOME SO MISSED ALL THE STUNT DRIVING THIS TIME .

MADE CARDIFF IN UNDER 4 AND HALF HOURS ( FOR ALL THE POLICE OUT THERE THE ROADS WERE CLEAR + WE WERE DOING 69 M,P,H ALL THE WAY HOME ( ISH ) ....

GOT HOME AND FEKING MOANED COS IT WAS ALL OVER FEK GRRR FEK FEK

AND THATS IT SO FEK U IF U WANT ANYMORE TOUGH SHIT ......

[Cille]

"THEN THE HAND THAT SEEMED TO GO ALL AROUND THE CASINO FOR SOME REASON ( ONLY HAND TALKED ABOUT MORE WAS SHAZZES ROYAL LOL )
I GOT DEALT 99 ( ONE OF MY FAVE HANDS ) PHILLIPE ALL INNED ( HAD HIS STACK COVERED ) - I PUT HIM ON AK OR AQ ( ISH ) LOTTE ALL INNED + I HAD NO FEKING IDEA WHAT THE FEK SHE HAD LOL - I EVEN TOLD THE TABLE - I SAID " I GOT PHILLIPE BEAT BUT LOTTE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME "

ANY WAY WE WERE A FAIR WAY INTO THE TOURNY ( 30s ) AND I HAD ABOUT 3K SO HAD TO MAKE A MOVE AND ALL INNED

PHILLIPE SHOWS AK THEN AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN AGE LOTTE SHOWED 3 4 ( I GOT TOOK OUT BY 34 LAST FEKING NIGHT BUT WAS HAPPIER TONIGHT LOL ) "

You mean this one GIT:
I stole some photos from you ohotobucket and here it is in a slideshow
Image hosting, free photo sharing & video sharing at Photobucket

[TaskerT]

Well written this, now this is by far not as gay as some of your other loveletters, eerrrmmm threads I mean.
My thought's are, that you were still hazed from the atmosphere when you wrote the other threads, but this one is ok.

Might as well be that you went back to your usual style, cause you lost to 3/4. I would like to say well done to Lotte at this point. you made yourself a name taking down Welshgit.

The name is: She who slayes him who shaggs sheep(I'm sure that is an native american name)
I read all threads and looked at all the pictures, and I wish even more I could have come there.

[pastieman]

Epic reading mate, great memories and cant wait to do it again with you and Christine. Stunt Driving, I call it pure driving skill as I didn't even brake

[welshgit]

Originally Posted by Cillepus

I stole some photos from you ohotobucket and here it is in a slideshow

fek me has every 1 got direct access to my photobucket account lol

[Cille]

Originally Posted by welshgit

fek me has every 1 got direct access to my photobucket account lol

JEPP!!!!!! We are pretty smart

PS GIT: Talked to Lotte tongiht and she says she is sorry for kicking you off with your favorit hand, and that she has been to tired to go oto the forum and post her story an photos... And she are sending you a hug!!!

[welshgit]

well send her one back and tell her to get her ass into gear and get the pics on here lol

ps - thast poker dont matter what cards you got every1 got same chance of winning ..

at least we had fun on that table looooooooooooool