Was sat in chat a few nights ago after watching someone playing poker at .com and gettin stuffed by the mighty river card

And without much thought caame up with a name for a hit song lmao
1. Rivers of .com - spytty and welshga1
2. Donk me baby one more time - welshy77
3. I would do anything for wass - jayc and the wass gang
4. Cry me a river - borodave
5. The donkey takes it all - smjkrj and the jkrj's
6. Drawing on a prayer - Katymaty and the pussycats
7. Oops i just got donked - welshy77
8. Badbeats over troubled river - oups
9. Bad beat day - smjkrj and the jkrj's
10. Another donk bites the dust - smjkrj and the jkrj's
11. The river ratsdreams - smjkrj and the jkrj's
12. Hit me with yr river stick - katymaty and the pussycats
Anymore suggestions????