How to win at online poker

[goopxx]

The first thing you have to bear in mind is that online poker is rigged. The online casino makes it's money by raking or taking part of the pot. So the casino rigs games in a several different ways to increase their rake.

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be suprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

[Len McRiddle]

Originally Posted by goopxx

The first thing you have to bear in mind is that online poker is rigged. The online casino makes it's money by raking or taking part of the pot. So the casino rigs games in a several different ways to increase their rake.

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be suprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

What color is the sky in your world?

[oldgreywolf]

whith this strategie, please come and play at my tables
i would like to take your money and proof that your stategie sucks

wolfie

[bubblesx2]

its a copy and paste job anyway - this thread will go pooooof pretty soon

[mosa]

Although I would love for you to play this way at my table , that is if oldgrey leaves you with any money , alas I fear this is just a spoof thread


Still I was bored and it used up a few minutes to read and reply

[Clownboy R]

Are you serious, I couldn't play Play money like that.
I honestly think you can make money online if you play a consistant game and avoid going to crazy with BS hand.

How long could you follow this stratagy before you need to remorgage the house, and sell your kid to slave labour , even for a spoof post its crap

[bizwzubi]

Reminds me of something I wrote last year entitled "How to lose a million playing poker", only a little less sophisticated, but allot more abbreviated.

i think your rules are for the most part pretty damn good. i been playing online for along time and it's true alot of the times those things do happen hen you have those hands it makes perfect sence but there is times when it hasn't held true but for the most part about 90% of the time thats the way it goes.
good advice

[arjonius]

This is a joke, right? If you really believe this, then best of luck. You'll need it. And if you don't, then I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't post stuff like this any more - especially if it's a lame cut and paste job.